If U Hve Any Problem

Mujhy Batao
Ill Help U (:

If U Dont Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao

Ill Create Problem

Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn …

I Saw A Dream
Yestrday

-Only U and Me-

We Were Running In A
Garden

Me In The Front And U

Running After Me

&

With d Background Music
Of

VODAFONE … ;->

Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly …. ???

Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly …;->

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat … ;->

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

In Front Of Toilet
Paper… ;->

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Pathans Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband…
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note … Tht Said
“d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. Ull Find Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater” … ;->

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Life Is A Card Game

During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentines Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards … ;->

Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See?

Patient: 13.

Doctor: I Dont Understand

Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
“What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?”

He Said, “Call For Backup.”.

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!