Cstmer : How much is that banana for?
Slsman : Rs.10
Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
Kamina Master ji
School mein master ji ne puchha – ” Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain”
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : “Kami na”
Hindi funny sms
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid “This was a missed call”
If a boy gives a love letter – funny jokes
If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him “Loffer”
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feeeeel da diffffference 🙂
A Funny Jokes
Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain 😉
A damm funny conversation
Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
A funny puzzle sms
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
Cant solve it??? pass on
Funny sms about Father’s Age
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
Damn Funny sms jokes in hindi
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
boy: aap kon?
girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?
boy: main chutia…
Funny sms about Ayodha Raam Mandir
Raam chandra keh gaya siya se…
aisa kalyug aayega…..
kahan hua tha mera janam….
aab Supreme court batayega
3 Monkeys
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…
One was caught watching TV…
Another playing football…
And the third one…
(scroll down for answer)
No its not you…
Why do u always think u r a monkey?
A funny t-shirt slogan
Slogan written on a bald man’s T-shirt…
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..
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