Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day
Funny sms – doctor and patient
Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona
Funny question and answer about shadi
Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein
Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
Tell about yourself – A Funny Sms
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Funny sms – teacher and student
TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
Post Graduate – Funny Jokes
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
Simple…….
Post Master
Funny jokes – Teacher vs student
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
Employee and boss – a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- “BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO”
BOSS- “FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI”
Spaces between fingers – A Funny Jokes
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say…
“LE BIDI PEE..”
One Day One Fool – A Funny Message
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!
A funny sms – Price of Banana peel
Cstmer : How much is that banana for?
Slsman : Rs.10
Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
Kamina Master ji
School mein master ji ne puchha – ” Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain”
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : “Kami na”