Funny | Jokes – Page 54

Funny sms jokes

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.

Funny messages

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Funny sms jokes

Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Funny messages

Boy : while filling up a form: “Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?”
Dad : Very long!

Funny sms jokes

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahre ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

Funny messages

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA

An urdu funny sms

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, “Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin.”

Funny messages

Rabri : oji sunte ho raat me billi(cat) pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tereko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me blaujwa ka button lga kr soya kar.

Govt Holidays – Funny Jokes

Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.

Two gay friends

What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl…?
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YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO “ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA”

Funny Shayari

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

Happy smile day

Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day