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Funny messages

Boy : while filling up a form: “Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?”
Dad : Very long!

Funny sms jokes

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahre ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

Funny messages

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA

An urdu funny sms

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, “Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin.”

Funny messages

Rabri : oji sunte ho raat me billi(cat) pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tereko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me blaujwa ka button lga kr soya kar.

Funny sms jokes

After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
“If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever”

Boy: Thanks for the warning!!!

Funny messages

Sexy Teacher: Main kisi per bhi aik nazar dal kay bata sakti hoon
kay woh meray baray main kia soch raha hai.

Student: Miss jab ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na!!

Funny sms jokes

Cast of a new Hindi movie:
Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE BREAST

Ek pagal or aadmi.. funny jokes

Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,
le ab bansuri baaja.

Crazy mom – funny text

Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i’ve done at young age,
i am really thankful to god that u dont bark.

Highest level of stupidity

What is the highest level of stupidity?
Ans:- Jab kansmama ko pata tha ki devki aur Vasudev ki 8wa santan uska badh karega
to dono ko karagar me eksaath kyun rakha?…..