According To A New
Study ….

Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades …

Especially

If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures … ;->

A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR 😛 ;-

A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.

Man:”Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?”
Officer:”No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow.”

 Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.S & Put Him

In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk

Man 1:
“I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“Ive A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car …. ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) … ;->

What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk … ???

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Its A Milk Truck … ;->

 A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, Im Stone Deaf ;->

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

“Remember 1 Thing Son
If Ure Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap” ;->

Astronomers Say
“The Universe Is
Finite…”
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things … ;->

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . 😀