Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai… =P ;->

Advertise On A Sweet Shop
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“Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
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Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!”):-D

When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,”who is most benefited??”

“BOY..?

“NO…!

“GIRL..?

“NO…!
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“its the mobile company” 😀

Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesnt Believe In Violence..
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Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..

Due To Effect Of Recession

Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides

Pay Attention All World

Weather Forecast For 30th March 2011,

A Category 5 Hurricane Named
“India”
Is Heading Towards Mohali
Its Better To Take Cover
Or You Will Be Blown Away

Girl: Proof That yoU Missed Me
Boy: see my cheeks
My mamma slapped me
because i was smiling while sleeping
Thinkng of U

The Dream Of Every Girl
Is Not Meeting The Perfect Guy

But To EAT Whatever She Wants
Without Getting Fat

New Traffic Police Logo

Please Drive Carefully
As All the Doctors Are On Strike

Dear Boys,
Dont Text Two Girls
The Same Thing Trying
To Get Them Both To Like You
They Might Be Hanging Out
Together
Sincerely, BUSTED!

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

Lets practice maths
Ok?
Lets start with addition.

Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges & 2 bananas.
Whats your answer?

Thannk You Auntie!