A Boy Was Walking
On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An
Umbrella & Said To Him
“Hello , U Can Share My
Umbrella With Me…”
Boy Replied: “Its Ok, Sister
I m Ok …”
& Then Walked way

Moral Of The Story –

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi
Bachi Koi Khaas Nahi
Thi

If She Is Single
You Have The Whole World To Compete With

If She Is Committed,
You At Least Know Whom To Compete With

Groom : Would You Be Annoyed With Me
If I Confess,
That All My Upper Teeth Are Artificial.

Bride: Not At All, Darling!
It Actually Made Me Relax Enough To
Comfortably Take Off My Wig,
Eye Lenses And Fake Leg

If Pakistan Wins The Cup Somehow,
Afridi Will Hesitate Before
He Hands It Over To Kamran Akmal
He May Drop That Too

Ladies & Gentalmen
Please Put yoUr Hand Together
For Clap
and
Welcome this Outstanding Sms To yoUr Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Young Man Asked A Rich
Old Man, How He Made His Money
The Old Guy Said Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple
And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It &
At The End Of The Day, I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents
The Nxt Day, I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples. I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them & Sold Them For 20 Cents

I Continued This 4 A Month, By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $1.37 Then My Wifes Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars

MORAL of the story:
Hard Work Is Just Shit
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

Girl to Her Brother :What aRe you Going To Gift Grandmother On Her Birthday?
Boy: A Football
Girl : But She Doesnt Play Football?
Boy: I Know,
But She had Also Gifted Me Book. 🙂

History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai… =P ;->

Advertise On A Sweet Shop
.
.
.
“Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
.
Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!”):-D

When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,”who is most benefited??”

“BOY..?

“NO…!

“GIRL..?

“NO…!
.
.
“its the mobile company” 😀