Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
English main boly to “Washing Town”
Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to “Washing Town”.
Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Hot and funny sms
Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki –
“main nahate samay kaya kagaun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe?
Ram dev ne kaha – “Bathroom ka darwaja”.
Funny sms jokes
Cast of a new Hindi movie:
Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE BREAST
Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C
Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property
Tees mar khan- Flop, Dabang-Hit
Tees mar khan- Flop,
Dabang-Hit;
Moral:
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Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
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Badnam honi chahiye..