Forex Trader: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Forex Broker: Yes,
their dog is our dogs brother.

Forex trader – My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Forex Broker – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. 😀

Forex trader: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Forex Broker: Oh! Thats terrible.
Forex Trader: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

If Gennie Could Grant
Me 3 Wishes…

-My 1st Wish Wud b 2
Rewind Bk 2 d Best
Tyms I Had

-2nd Wish Wud b 2
Pause Those Moments

-3rd Wud b 2 Replay It
Agn (:

Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots

Th0ught of the day…

DonT truSt ur hEart…
BeCoz its n0t on the right side.

They Says That:

“Walking is Good for Health”
But
Have U Ever Seen Any Postman
Beating A Truck Driver?

CHEaTers ThoUght

Try & Try

If U Dnt Succeed

Than
Cheat

No Matter How Noble   
Our Intentions r
But The World Judges By
OurPresentation

And

No Matter How Perfect
Our Presntations r,
But The GOD Judges By
Our Intentions

What A Nice Feeling
To Be In “LOVE” With

“ALLAH”

No Pain,
No Disappointment And
No Worries.
Just Blessings,
Blessings
And Blessings.

Beautiful Relationships are
the one which have
“NO NAME”
Because
When you give a name
to a relationship,
It limits the ways in which
You can love a person

I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.

Think again & again.
Theres a wonderful meaning in it (: