Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
– monopoly is always damaging,
and
– competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love 😛

I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are,
and I will follow the rainbow until the end,
if you promise forever to be my friend!

Grls d0uble meaning talks n their actual meaning…

*take care= dont go
*question= baatain karte raho
*pata nai= janti hun btaun gi nai
*apki marzi= mujhe acha nai lga
*ji nahi= matlb aisa he hai
*sochti hun= accepted (manzoor hai)
These are hundred percent true send to ur frndz n make them laugh!:-D

A4-APKO
B4-BAHUT
C4-CHORI CHORI
D4-DIL SE
E4-EK BAAR MIL KAR
F4-FACE TO FACE
G4-GALE LAGA KAR
H4-HUM KEHNA CHAHTE HAI..

I Love You

Usne Kaha
Chand Khubsurt Hai Ya Mai?
Maine Kaha
Ye Mai Nahi Janta

Han Magar Jab Tumhe Dekhta Hon
To Chand Bhol Jata Hon
Or
Jab Chand Dekhta Hon Tum Yad Ate Ho

BOY: mere sath chalogi

GIRL: kahan!

BOY: jahaan tum kaho

GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain

BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni BAJI se mazaq b nahi kr sakta 😀

Boy – I love you
Girl – But I dont
Boy – Think again.
Girl – No I dont
Boy – Waiter Bill alag alag lana.
Girl – Naraz to mat hoo na plz.

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
RESPACT HER
HONOUR HER
LOVE HER
CARE FOR HER
SPEND ON HER
BUT,
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY;
JUST SMILE.

There r 3 Kinds of Men:

ASIAN-
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most

AMRICN-
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most

ARAB-
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladkon ko aaram se haraya.

Saheli:
Ye kaise kiya?

Ladki:
Mai piche se
skirt upar karke bhagi
Koi bhi mere
aage hi nahi gaya..!

I always think about yoU.
I cant live without yoU.
I really need yoU.
Im totally mad about yoU.
I just wanna be with yoU.
Im crazy 4 yoU.
I wanna marry yoU.
I LOVE YOU.

Aisa muje Mera ParDosi Kehta hai..

In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
“cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.