Of all the babes your my selection.
please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

If your right leg was thanks giving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

There r 3 Kinds of Men:

ASIAN-
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most

AMRICN-
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most

ARAB-
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladkon ko aaram se haraya.

Saheli:
Ye kaise kiya?

Ladki:
Mai piche se
skirt upar karke bhagi
Koi bhi mere
aage hi nahi gaya..!

Grls d0uble meaning talks n their actual meaning…

*take care= dont go
*question= baatain karte raho
*pata nai= janti hun btaun gi nai
*apki marzi= mujhe acha nai lga
*ji nahi= matlb aisa he hai
*sochti hun= accepted (manzoor hai)
These are hundred percent true send to ur frndz n make them laugh!:-D

A4-APKO
B4-BAHUT
C4-CHORI CHORI
D4-DIL SE
E4-EK BAAR MIL KAR
F4-FACE TO FACE
G4-GALE LAGA KAR
H4-HUM KEHNA CHAHTE HAI..

I Love You

Usne Kaha
Chand Khubsurt Hai Ya Mai?
Maine Kaha
Ye Mai Nahi Janta

Han Magar Jab Tumhe Dekhta Hon
To Chand Bhol Jata Hon
Or
Jab Chand Dekhta Hon Tum Yad Ate Ho

BOY: mere sath chalogi

GIRL: kahan!

BOY: jahaan tum kaho

GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain

BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni BAJI se mazaq b nahi kr sakta 😀

Boy – I love you
Girl – But I dont
Boy – Think again.
Girl – No I dont
Boy – Waiter Bill alag alag lana.
Girl – Naraz to mat hoo na plz.

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
RESPACT HER
HONOUR HER
LOVE HER
CARE FOR HER
SPEND ON HER
BUT,
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY;
JUST SMILE.

I dont flirt for fun, Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I am still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost

you know about my smile
it occurs on your lips,
reflects in your eyes
and ends with a glow on your face.
actually it exists only when you are happy