An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that Ill send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thanks..

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Loverz Mind 4 U ??

Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:

I LOVE U TOO

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
😉

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
🙂

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
😉

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
🙂

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
🙂

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
😉

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
🙂

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->

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In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

shopping

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year India will export electricity!! 😀

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear..
Dont question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
Youll b answered
everytime,
You just dont
understand ;->

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guys Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.