Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby …

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So Whats Wrong With
The Old One … ? ;->

A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin … ???

Both Cannot Be
Found … ;->

5 Points That Prove
“U r A Normal Student”

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
“Kal Se Pakka”

3- Uve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True … ;->

Customer Shouted:

“Waiter , Waiter !
Theres A Dead Fly In
My Soup …”

waiter Replied:

“Oh No !
Whos Going To Look
After His Family …” ;->

Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays … ?
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They Go To
The Dead Sea … ;->

Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
“Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno”

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D e f i n i t i o n

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M e …

A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR 😛 ;-

A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.

Man:”Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?”
Officer:”No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow.”

 Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.S & Put Him

In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk