Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bolay,
“DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?”

tabhi wife zor se chillayi

“CHAKKAAAA!!!”

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked: “Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife: “Dikhta nahin, bakri hay!”
Husband: “Bakri se hi poch raha hu”

Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?

Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???

Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..’

Husband said 2 his wife- “De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…” :p

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.