Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”.

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; …..comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya …
Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die.
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die.
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.