When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married,
our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married,
our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
The average mans life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,
and at the end, the mourners wondering too……:D
Alexander the Great in his death bed said:
My last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin
I wish people to know that
I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world
A Meangiful sentence written at a grave yard
“ as You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be“
A slient MSG for All
I rather win my parents trust than compromising for sum1 who will luv me every hour & leave me for life
A Nice Thought-
“when We have the heart
to forget those who made us Smile,
why cant we have the heart
to forgive someone who made us Cry”
If we desire to blossom like a rose in
the garden, then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. Difficulties will make you shine
It is said dat wen u laugh,
u r praying 2 god
but wen u make others laugh
den god himself prays for u.
So stay happy & b d reason
4 others happiness.
If youre being chased by a police dog,
try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
Theyre trained for that!
Milton Jones
Life is a game we have to play, so love it & have fun bcoz…
Har pal mein Pyaar hai…
Har lamhe mein Khushi hai…
Kho do tho Yaadein hain..
Jee lo tho Zindagi Hai…
Tho Jiyo Bindaas…!!!!!
The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you;
Its when you dont understand yourself…!
Golden rules to be happy:-
1. Never see any dreams.
2. Just live in 2day.
3. Dont love anybdy too much that it is painful to leave.
4. Always believe that GOD sees everythng but waits to show mercy.
5. Forgive everybody 4 what he has done wrong 2 u.
6. Never tell ur pains to anybody. Not even urself.