Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Sum1 Kills AMIRS GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI 😛

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

“Lve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes”

Lady:Y?

Man:”Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere”

Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so dont use it as Tissuepaper.:-P

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

> > Law Of Love < <

“The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance…” ;->

Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars 😉

New Degrees Of
“DOG”

DOG, DOGER, DOGEST …

Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed “Doger”
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG …

Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt …

Still People Say
This Is Mens World … ;->

Who Let You Get On
The Horse ….
You Witchs Child … ???

Cant Understand … !!!

Its English Vrsion
Of Song

Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->

If You Love
Someone / Something

Let It Go …

If It Doesnt Return …

Hunt It Down
And
Kill It …