A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back … ;->

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank …

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
“Insufficient Funds”
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Youre Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

Q-
Whats The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do … ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone … ;->

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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MISSED .. ;->

Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue … ??
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Because
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They Cant Dress
Themselves … ;->

Teacher To Student –
Uve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
Im Ugly

Student – Sorry Maam,
I Didnt Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret … ;->

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI…

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent… =P ;->

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?

~ Tip Of The Day ~

Its So
“S I M P L E”
To Be
“W I S E” …

Just
“T H I N K”

Something
“S T U P I D”

And Then

Dont
“S A Y” It … ;->

Mothers Quote

Thomas Edisons Mother:
“Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed”

Albert Einsteins”
“Its Ur Senior Picture,
Cant U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?”

Abraham Lincolns:
“Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Cant U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?”

Michelangelos:
“Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
Uve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling “