You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

For More Jokes
&
Funny Sms

Dial
0900-78601 ;->

Attention Plz

Deres a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

” Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) ”

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DONT TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back … ;->

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank …

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
“Insufficient Funds”
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Youre Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?

~ Tip Of The Day ~

Its So
“S I M P L E”
To Be
“W I S E” …

Just
“T H I N K”

Something
“S T U P I D”

And Then

Dont
“S A Y” It … ;->

Mothers Quote

Thomas Edisons Mother:
“Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed”

Albert Einsteins”
“Its Ur Senior Picture,
Cant U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?”

Abraham Lincolns:
“Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Cant U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?”

Michelangelos:
“Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
Uve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling “

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
“Appendicitis” ?

Kid: Yes … !

Doctor: When … ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It … ;->

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue … ??
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Because
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They Cant Dress
Themselves … ;->

Teacher To Student –
Uve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
Im Ugly

Student – Sorry Maam,
I Didnt Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret … ;->