Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Todays World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Smss But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C … ;->

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time… ;->

Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit … ;->

A health forum
speaker askd: Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
A Wedding Cake ;->

How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying … ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving … ;->

We Must Believe In
LUCK …

For

How Else Can We
Explain

The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like …!” ;->

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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“IDIOTS” ;->

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

“Dont Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!”

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
“Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples”:-)!

Wh8s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public 😉

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->