We Must Believe In
LUCK …

For

How Else Can We
Explain

The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like …!” ;->

New Economic Lingo –
Crisis Special

1. CEO – Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO – Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING –
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST –
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT – An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use … ;->

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM … ;->

What is the difference
between A
Locomotive Engineer
& A Teacher ?

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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind…
;->

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water … ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge … ;->

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

?

?

Bcoz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheeps Sick !

( This Is Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join…

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
“You Are Late …?”

Student:
“Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! Im Alive…”

After “Engagement” Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

“FIANCEE”

All Brokers Have Become

” BILL GATES ”

With Debit BILL
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The Gates Of Clients.

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why … ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->