Wh8s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public 😉

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
“You Are Late …?”

Student:
“Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! Im Alive…”

After “Engagement” Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

“FIANCEE”

All Brokers Have Become

” BILL GATES ”

With Debit BILL
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The Gates Of Clients.

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why … ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n …

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y …

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D … ;->

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

“Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!”

Now How True is it!

;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
Maiauon

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

For More Jokes
&
Funny Sms

Dial
0900-78601 ;->

Attention Plz

Deres a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

” Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) ”

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DONT TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->