T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero … ;->

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 – Without Whom You
Cant Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 – With Whom You
Cant Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, “She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black”
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
“I Should Marry
Penguin …” ;->

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month…
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before…!!!

A Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-“Im Mr. Davids
Daughter”
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-“Im Jenifer
David”
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-“Arent U Mr.
Davids Daughter ?”
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
“I Thought I Was But
Mom Says Im Not” ;->

How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying … ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving … ;->

We Must Believe In
LUCK …

For

How Else Can We
Explain

The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like …!” ;->

New Economic Lingo –
Crisis Special

1. CEO – Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO – Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING –
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST –
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT – An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use … ;->

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM … ;->

What is the difference
between A
Locomotive Engineer
& A Teacher ?

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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind…
;->

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water … ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge … ;->