Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

True bravery is to arrive home..
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

Aik party main achanak kamoshi si ho gai . . . . jab Meera ne kaha k:

“waiter plz meri drink mai “Snow” dal do”:-D

SMALL LOVE STORY:

HE PROPOSED

SHE SMILED!

NO TEETH !

HE DIED… 🙂

Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,
meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si “DULHAN” jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?

SOCHO..

THODA AUR SOCHO..

FIR SE SOCHO..

“A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE”…!!!

DOST ruthe to rab ruthe,
FIR ruthe to jag chute,
agar fir ruthe dil 2te,
aur agar phir ruthe to utaar CHAPPAL! MAAR sale ko jb tak chappal na tute