Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Aladin k pas tha jadui jin,dil lagta nahi aapkebin,stainless steel me hota he 2% ti,bhagwan kare k must jaye aapka pura din

Aisi uljhi nazar unse hatati nahi…

Wah wah..

Daat se reshmi dor katati nahi…

Wah wah..

ACP says: CID walon ki kabhi kisis se
Phatati nahi!!!

agar apko koi smart,intellegent,handsome,cool,cute,brave,charming kahe to………….

to use zor se thappar mare, uski himmat kaise hui ke aapko november mai APRIL FOOL banaye.

An applicant to his new Boss.
“Sir, I always give 100% at work!”
Boss: “Oh, and how do you manage it ?”
Applicant replies: “Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!”

Pyar ki Numayis kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabhi kamjor nahi hogi aapki haddiya
bus roz 2 bhoond Dabur Lal tel se malish kiya kro

Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Acp says daya pata karo akhir munni ko badnaam kisne kiya.

Aaj jake uparwale ki sararat samajh me aayi
aaj jake hume apki jarurat samajh me aayi
apka aana toh ek bahana tha
akhir ravan k baad apko hi aana tha.

Papa:Beta kabhi na karna shaadi,
Ye He Jivan Ki Barbaadi.
Beta: Papa Me Bhi Farz Nibhaunga,Apne Bachcho Ko Bhi Yehi samjaunga.