madras ka nam chenai kaise hua

madrasi log lunghi pehente hai aur lunghi me chain nahi hoti

chain nahi

To see without being near To feel without touch To hear without words Is called Schizophrenia, a mental disorder…. Many people think its love!

Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Acp says daya pata karo akhir munni ko badnaam kisne kiya.

Aaj jake uparwale ki sararat samajh me aayi
aaj jake hume apki jarurat samajh me aayi
apka aana toh ek bahana tha
akhir ravan k baad apko hi aana tha.

Papa:Beta kabhi na karna shaadi,
Ye He Jivan Ki Barbaadi.
Beta: Papa Me Bhi Farz Nibhaunga,Apne Bachcho Ko Bhi Yehi samjaunga.

“always smile in the morning”

It makes peopple wonder
what you did last night

Har subject k syllabus ko mini skirt k tarah hona chahiye.
itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur zaruri cheezien bhi cover ho jaye.

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi…!!!

Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button ull be disconnected!

Im @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Q: Why dogs dont marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life!