Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button ull be disconnected!

Im @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Q: Why dogs dont marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life!

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de…!!!

Teacher:If europe is towards your left side
Africa towards right side
and asia in front
Then what will be at ur back
studnt:SIR.
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY…:->

Good News-
Nokia N73 FREE

With 1 Kg.
Tomato…

Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.

U R my best frnd.
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi
to me kood jaunga… 🙂

Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isnt a crime, so youre free to go.
2-When ill be married, Ill be out from the list of stupids.

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary

One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt

At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?

He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, Im Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date

Wife Looked At Him & Shouted

Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That … !!

” 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot…”
;->