Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button ull be disconnected!

Im @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Q: Why dogs dont marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life!

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de…!!!

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani…

:))

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na

Sick Employee:
Boss This Is My Leave Application With Doctors Statement.

Boss:
We Will No Longer Accept A Doctors Statement As Proof Of Sickness…
If You Are Able To Go To The Doctor, You Can Come To Work.”

This message is
strictly for
CUTE n CHARMING
People Only . . .

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Since YOU Accidentally
Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The
Technical Error … =P =D

If a black cat falls down in water.. wat will the white ct say?
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DONT THINK LIKE SCIENTIST. It will say only “Meow Meow”

Teacher:If europe is towards your left side
Africa towards right side
and asia in front
Then what will be at ur back
studnt:SIR.
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY…:->