Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isnt a crime, so youre free to go.
2-When ill be married, Ill be out from the list of stupids.

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary

One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt

At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?

He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, Im Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date

Wife Looked At Him & Shouted

Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That … !!

” 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot…”
;->

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living … ;->

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani…

:))

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na

A Boy Was Walking
On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An
Umbrella & Said To Him
“Hello , U Can Share My
Umbrella With Me…”
Boy Replied: “Its Ok, Sister
I m Ok …”
& Then Walked way

Moral Of The Story –

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi
Bachi Koi Khaas Nahi
Thi

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem*

Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?

Help Desk:- Dear Kid:- Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That if a Person Standing Behind, He Cant Read Your Password.

Kid:- Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me

3 Guys Name
What, Why, When Were Talking

What:Why What R U Doing?

Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.

What:Why?

Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?

What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?

Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Ur Problem Why R U Callin Me?
Why:What? Did I Cal U? When?
What & When: What
When:Why R U Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Cal Myself, When?
When:What?
What:Why Did U Cal Me? Dont Ask When?
Why & When: What. ;->
Now Forward & Kill Others Brain.. =P

1 hand on Clutch
1 on Acelerator
1 Ear listening to song
1 on mobile
1 Leg on gear
1 on brake
&
both Eyes on
Girls!

Boys r realy
MULTI-TALENTED

Elephant proposed an ant,
“I LUV U”
ANT:”How many times i hv 2 tell u,
I LV U 2 bt Humre ghr me inter”SIze” marriages nhi hoti,
PLz mujhe bhul jao…

5 most undefined things of girls:

1)Tum na bohat wo ho
(now what the hell is wo) =))

2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/

3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4)Sach batana,main kesi lag rahi hon
(do they really mean when they say sach batana) =D

5)I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not) :>