Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesnt Believe In Violence..
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Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..

Teacher:
Y R U Late..?

All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!

Student :
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir…

Sher To Akela Ata Hai… =P ;->

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kre Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le… =P

“Veena Malik Mind Testing”

Today Is The Day Of
The Disabled. Please
Send An Encourging
Msg To A Retarded
Friend, Just As I Did.
…You Hang In There
Sunshine, Ure Really
Special =P =D

The Dream Of Every Girl
Is Not Meeting The Perfect Guy

But To EAT Whatever She Wants
Without Getting Fat

New Traffic Police Logo

Please Drive Carefully
As All the Doctors Are On Strike

Dear Boys,
Dont Text Two Girls
The Same Thing Trying
To Get Them Both To Like You
They Might Be Hanging Out
Together
Sincerely, BUSTED!

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

Lets practice maths
Ok?
Lets start with addition.

Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges & 2 bananas.
Whats your answer?

Thannk You Auntie!

Due To Effect Of Recession

Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides

Pay Attention All World

Weather Forecast For 30th March 2011,

A Category 5 Hurricane Named
“India”
Is Heading Towards Mohali
Its Better To Take Cover
Or You Will Be Blown Away

Girl: Proof That yoU Missed Me
Boy: see my cheeks
My mamma slapped me
because i was smiling while sleeping
Thinkng of U