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Boys are stronger than Girls

Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

I asked my Heart

I asked my Heart wt is d diff b/w Love & friendship….??

Heart replied:- “Bhai dkh mera kaam hai blood supply krna, Ur question is “Out-of-Syllabus”….. 😛 😀

Salman khan

Salman khan ladhki dekhne k liye gaya to, ladhki ki ma use dekh kar behoos ho gay. Jab hos me ayi to pucha to boli ye muje 20 sal pehle dekhne aya tha

hum aapke dil me rhate hai

hum aapke dil me rhate hai
hum aapke dil me rhate hai
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or kiraya bhi nahi dete hai??

take care- films reloaded

gabbar: are o kaliya kitne aadmi the re??
kaliya: sardar aadmi to do he the lekin unme se ek khud ko rishte me mera baap batata hai to main ashirwad le ke aa gya???????

Jiski jaroorat pade use dost kehte hai

Jiski jaroorat pade use dost kehte hai, wah wah,
jiski jaroorat pade use dost kehte hai, wah wah,
jab angry hote hai toh use “hi get lost” kehte hai

Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend

Good news! A new way to send Romantic
kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey.

If I was an artist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.