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I am not rich

Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about rohit..

Medical Shayari

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey.

Dosti karo college wali se

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

Beauty is not how you look

Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.