Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee,
haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
“tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te”

What do you call a female who never laughs?
“HASINA”

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After marriage.
BAI – After children.

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me…
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position…

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

It’s the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have Girlfriends

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi,
ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha,
chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay,
keedi hawa se udd gayi.
Keeda bola, “Mitran di chatri to udd gayi,
ambran te laundi hain udariyan.”

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.