Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Doli wali car dekh-ke
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke.. loan pass nahi hua…
Dream makes everything possible
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above…
So always Brush ur Teeth
My feelings 4 u have never changed
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
Height of Browsing
Height Of Browsing? U R Swimming In The Water Tank And Shout “F1 F1 F1?” Instead Of Shouting “Help” When U Are Unable To Swim…
A Funny inside doctor’s clinic
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
Funny jokes about lipstick and fevistick
Dad : beta, why ur sister sitting so silent?
Son : Nothing dad sister asked lipstick
but I gave fevistick thats all
Funny sms for your friends
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Gaa
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye
3 our 6 fir se dohraye
Bina kapdo ke
Log aapne kapdo ke style p kitna paisa barbad karta hain,
jabki zindgi k sabse hasin lamhe bina kapdo k guzar jate hain
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 44
- 45
- 46
- 47
- 48
- …
- 57
- Next Page »