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Little girl and shopkeeper

lil girl went 2 shop and asked
“jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?”
shopkeeper : “Ha kyun nahi”
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge

Little kid and math

Letter by a little kid who hates math..
Dear math please grow up n solve ur own problems
dont depend on others

Funny sms messages

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

Funny sms jokes

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally…..

Thats why boys go to college

Bank Robbers – Funny jokes

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Monkey and Donkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

Pappu in bus – Funny sms

pappu double deckar bus me upar jakar betha
jese hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condcr:niche q aaye?
pappu: oye, upar driver nhi he

Hindi Funny Shayari

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke riwajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

A funny hindi sms

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Funny hindi poem

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..