Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist in todays world

pappu double deckar bus me upar jakar betha
jese hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condcr:niche q aaye?
pappu: oye, upar driver nhi he

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died.

Son – I want a baby brother.
Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t u give him a surprise?

A newly married girl name Ruby got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents –
Ruby First Class in Bed!

“Interesting Confusions”

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”