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active to passive – funny jokes

Tchr : passive me badlo,
“Bache jab sunsan jaga par jate hain to hadso ko janam dete hain”
Stdnt : “sunsan jaga par huye haadso se bacho ka janam hota hain”

Funny but truth

Y boys n girls dnt understand each othr?
God : coz i gave good brains 2 boys n good heart to girls,
bt boys use their heart n girls their brains..!!

A man on his death time

one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i’m here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.

Funny T-shirt Quote

Best quote on a girl’s T-shirt :
In front – “I M Virgin”
On back – “This is my old T-shirt”

Keep sending sms

Human=Eat+Work+sms+sleep
Gadha=Eat+Work+sleep

hence
Human=Gadha + sms
or
Human – Sms = Gadha
proves that human without sending sms = Gadha

Little girl and shopkeeper

lil girl went 2 shop and asked
“jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?”
shopkeeper : “Ha kyun nahi”
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge

Little kid and math

Letter by a little kid who hates math..
Dear math please grow up n solve ur own problems
dont depend on others

Funny jokes about lipstick and fevistick

Dad : beta, why ur sister sitting so silent?
Son : Nothing dad sister asked lipstick
but I gave fevistick thats all

Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye
3 our 6 fir se dohraye

Bina kapdo ke

Log aapne kapdo ke style p kitna paisa barbad karta hain,
jabki zindgi k sabse hasin lamhe bina kapdo k guzar jate hain

A funny sms about facebook addiction

Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner’s execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
“Dude! I wanna update my facebook status”

A funny sms about cockroach

2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal me admit tha,
1st cockroach (sympathy k sath) bola

“kya baygon se?”
2nd : “nehi re, paragon se..”