Funny | Jokes – Page 47

Little girl and shopkeeper

lil girl went 2 shop and asked
“jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?”
shopkeeper : “Ha kyun nahi”
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge

Little kid and math

Letter by a little kid who hates math..
Dear math please grow up n solve ur own problems
dont depend on others

Funny jokes about lipstick and fevistick

Dad : beta, why ur sister sitting so silent?
Son : Nothing dad sister asked lipstick
but I gave fevistick thats all

Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye
3 our 6 fir se dohraye

Bina kapdo ke

Log aapne kapdo ke style p kitna paisa barbad karta hain,
jabki zindgi k sabse hasin lamhe bina kapdo k guzar jate hain

A funny sms about facebook addiction

Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner’s execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
“Dude! I wanna update my facebook status”

A funny sms about cockroach

2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal me admit tha,
1st cockroach (sympathy k sath) bola

“kya baygon se?”
2nd : “nehi re, paragon se..”

Itni badi car kayse khayega

Sonu : kyu be, kaha ja raha hain?
Monu : yaar ‘karkhane’ ja raha hu..
Sonu : abe saale ullu banata hain..
itni badi Car tu kaise Khayega?

Height of “Ohh Shit”

Height of “Ohh Shit” like situation..
A guy takes a blade n write his girlfriend’s name
on his forearm and?

makes a spelling mistake…

Sun of Moon

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

Women are like computers

Women are like computers.
As soon as u commit 2 one, u realize that,
if u had waited a little longer
u could have had a better model..

A funny coversation

beta-5 rupey de do
papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe