U get RICH Naturally as U grow old:

Silver in ur hair
Gold in ur teeth,
Sugar in ur blood,
Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS.. ;->

Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai… =P ;->

Advertise On A Sweet Shop
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“Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
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Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!”):-D

When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,”who is most benefited??”

“BOY..?

“NO…!

“GIRL..?

“NO…!
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“its the mobile company” 😀

Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesnt Believe In Violence..
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Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..

Teacher:
Y R U Late..?

All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!

Student :
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir…

Sher To Akela Ata Hai… =P ;->

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kre Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le… =P

“Veena Malik Mind Testing”

Today Is The Day Of
The Disabled. Please
Send An Encourging
Msg To A Retarded
Friend, Just As I Did.
…You Hang In There
Sunshine, Ure Really
Special =P =D

If She Is Single
You Have The Whole World To Compete With

If She Is Committed,
You At Least Know Whom To Compete With

Groom : Would You Be Annoyed With Me
If I Confess,
That All My Upper Teeth Are Artificial.

Bride: Not At All, Darling!
It Actually Made Me Relax Enough To
Comfortably Take Off My Wig,
Eye Lenses And Fake Leg

If Pakistan Wins The Cup Somehow,
Afridi Will Hesitate Before
He Hands It Over To Kamran Akmal
He May Drop That Too