5 most undefined things of girls:

1)Tum na bohat wo ho
(now what the hell is wo) =))

2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/

3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4)Sach batana,main kesi lag rahi hon
(do they really mean when they say sach batana) =D

5)I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not) :>

Young Man Asked A Rich
Old Man, How He Made His Money
The Old Guy Said Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple
And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It &
At The End Of The Day, I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents
The Nxt Day, I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples. I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them & Sold Them For 20 Cents

I Continued This 4 A Month, By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $1.37 Then My Wifes Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars

MORAL of the story:
Hard Work Is Just Shit
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

Girl to Her Brother :What aRe you Going To Gift Grandmother On Her Birthday?
Boy: A Football
Girl : But She Doesnt Play Football?
Boy: I Know,
But She had Also Gifted Me Book. 🙂

History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai… =P ;->

Advertise On A Sweet Shop
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“Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
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Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!”):-D

When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,”who is most benefited??”

“BOY..?

“NO…!

“GIRL..?

“NO…!
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“its the mobile company” 😀

Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesnt Believe In Violence..
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Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..

Teacher:
Y R U Late..?

All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!

Student :
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir…

Sher To Akela Ata Hai… =P ;->

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kre Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le… =P

“Veena Malik Mind Testing”

Today Is The Day Of
The Disabled. Please
Send An Encourging
Msg To A Retarded
Friend, Just As I Did.
…You Hang In There
Sunshine, Ure Really
Special =P =D