EK LADY APNE BOY FREND K SATH GHUM RAHI THI

ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AAGYA OR BOY FREND KO PITNE LAGA

LADY- MAR SALE KO APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI, DUSRO KI BIWI GHUMANE LE AATE HAI……

(itne me boyfrend ko josh aaya aur wo husbnd ko marne laga)

LADY- MAR SALE KO, NA KHUD GHUMANE LE JATE NA KISI AUR KO GHUMANE DETE HAI…….

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga..
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing…. (u did it)

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are …

“Im From The Government And Im Here To Help….” =P 😉

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. 😉

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friends gun & Hell let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P 😉