R e c e s s i o n
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job …

D e p r e s s i o n
Is When
You Lose Yours … =P 😉

In USA Every Year Edisons Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! 😉

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood …
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great … =P 😉

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
“Just Lost A Shoe?” She asked
He answered:
“Nope, Just Found One” 😉

I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e … =P

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

“BoRinG”…!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! 😉

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA

WHAT AN IDEA

Who is the leader of ducks?

Ans. Frog

Why?

Because frog is MAINDUCK

Why isnt Akshay Kumars wife
not a big star as he is?

bcoz

Twinkle Twinkle little star.!

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! 😉

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home …

Please Drive Carefully
Well Wait … =P 😉