In USA Every Year Edisons Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! 😉

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home …

Please Drive Carefully
Well Wait … =P 😉

Dont study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be…

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didnt comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood …
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great … =P 😉

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
“Just Lost A Shoe?” She asked
He answered:
“Nope, Just Found One” 😉

I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e … =P

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

“BoRinG”…!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! 😉

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA

WHAT AN IDEA

Who is the leader of ducks?

Ans. Frog

Why?

Because frog is MAINDUCK

Why isnt Akshay Kumars wife
not a big star as he is?

bcoz

Twinkle Twinkle little star.!

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!