How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely youll become a GENIUS:-D

What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?

Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. 😀

Father:The school report gives you D

for conduct and an A for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.

Yar i need some balance…

in my diet…=P:-P;->

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: Thats De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language 😉

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
There are certain things
even Queen of England
cant control

BUSH: Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses

Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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“Naswar Ghosht”

If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)

Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa

Explosive Bomb
No Papa

Telling Lie
No Papa

Open Your Jacket

Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa…. =P =D

Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke … 😉