A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: Thats De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language 😉

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
There are certain things
even Queen of England
cant control

BUSH: Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses

When a Man holds a Womans hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE… ;->

Translate into english.

“wo meri nawasi hai”.

Pathan:
“She is my

Eighty Nine”.

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever…

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
“If I just press u a little, you will get cut”

Tongue Replied:
“If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth… =P ;->

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. “

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(worlds richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, Im planning to…

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Apply 4 loan again. 🙂

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump