PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth … !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God Does
This Mean That Im
Now An Angel ?

God Laughs No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat ;->

I Know A Lot About
Cars …

I Can Look At A Cars
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way Its
Coming … ;->

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day… ;->

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur … ;->

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
Ghajni ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How … ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts … ;->

What Is The Meaning
Of “P-C-B” ?

U Must Be Thinking

“Pakistan – Cricket –
Board”

But

Its Now

“Pakistan – Crises –
Board” ;->

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. 😉 😉

High Level Insult….

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Im Willing
To
Admit That … !!!

I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,

B u T …

I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G … ;->

To b a Good
Professional Always
Start d Studies Late 4
Exams
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage Time &
Tackle Emergencies

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->