A Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Cant See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car ๐
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A Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Cant See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car ๐
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day… ;->
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur … ;->
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
Ghajni ?
Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost
How … ?
Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts … ;->
What Is The Meaning
Of “P-C-B” ?
U Must Be Thinking
“Pakistan – Cricket –
Board”
But
Its Now
“Pakistan – Crises –
Board” ;->
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ๐ ๐
High Level Insult….
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Im Willing
To
Admit That … !!!
I
M a Y
N o T
A l W a Y s
B e
R i G h T ,
B u T …
I
A m
N e V e R
W r O n G … ;->
To b a Good
Professional Always
Start d Studies Late 4
Exams
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage Time &
Tackle Emergencies
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
You Know That
Old Saying
Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??
Well Thats A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
Ill Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too ;->
No
I
am
not
decent
I
am
not
good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->