Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month…
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before…!!!

A Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-“Im Mr. Davids
Daughter”
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-“Im Jenifer
David”
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-“Arent U Mr.
Davids Daughter ?”
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
“I Thought I Was But
Mom Says Im Not” ;->

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero … ;->

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 – Without Whom You
Cant Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 – With Whom You
Cant Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, “She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black”
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
“I Should Marry
Penguin …” ;->

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C … ;->

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time… ;->

Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit … ;->

A health forum
speaker askd: Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
A Wedding Cake ;->

How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying … ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving … ;->

We Must Believe In
LUCK …

For

How Else Can We
Explain

The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like …!” ;->