|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
“You Are Late …?”

Student:
“Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! Im Alive…”

After “Engagement” Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

“FIANCEE”

All Brokers Have Become

” BILL GATES ”

With Debit BILL
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The Gates Of Clients.

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why … ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich …

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy …

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married …

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead … ;->

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi … ;->

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

For More Jokes
&
Funny Sms

Dial
0900-78601 ;->

Attention Plz

Deres a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

” Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) ”

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DONT TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back … ;->

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank …

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
“Insufficient Funds”
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Youre Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

Q-
Whats The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do … ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone … ;->

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

.

.

.

.

.

.

MISSED .. ;->