;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
Maiauon

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

For More Jokes
&
Funny Sms

Dial
0900-78601 ;->

Attention Plz

Deres a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

” Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) ”

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DONT TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI…

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent… =P ;->

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?

~ Tip Of The Day ~

Its So
“S I M P L E”
To Be
“W I S E” …

Just
“T H I N K”

Something
“S T U P I D”

And Then

Dont
“S A Y” It … ;->

Mothers Quote

Thomas Edisons Mother:
“Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed”

Albert Einsteins”
“Its Ur Senior Picture,
Cant U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?”

Abraham Lincolns:
“Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Cant U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?”

Michelangelos:
“Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
Uve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling “

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
“Appendicitis” ?

Kid: Yes … !

Doctor: When … ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It … ;->

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->