Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

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Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

True bravery is to arrive home..
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,
meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si “DULHAN” jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?

SOCHO..

THODA AUR SOCHO..

FIR SE SOCHO..

“A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE”…!!!

DOST ruthe to rab ruthe,
FIR ruthe to jag chute,
agar fir ruthe dil 2te,
aur agar phir ruthe to utaar CHAPPAL! MAAR sale ko jb tak chappal na tute

Histry sir was on leave

So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper

The vry 1st Q shocked students

Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts..!

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.

“who are u”

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?