Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Aladin k pas tha jadui jin,dil lagta nahi aapkebin,stainless steel me hota he 2% ti,bhagwan kare k must jaye aapka pura din

Aisi uljhi nazar unse hatati nahi…

Wah wah..

Daat se reshmi dor katati nahi…

Wah wah..

ACP says: CID walon ki kabhi kisis se
Phatati nahi!!!

agar apko koi smart,intellegent,handsome,cool,cute,brave,charming kahe to………….

to use zor se thappar mare, uski himmat kaise hui ke aapko november mai APRIL FOOL banaye.

An applicant to his new Boss.
“Sir, I always give 100% at work!”
Boss: “Oh, and how do you manage it ?”
Applicant replies: “Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!”

Pyar ki Numayis kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabhi kamjor nahi hogi aapki haddiya
bus roz 2 bhoond Dabur Lal tel se malish kiya kro

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le.
Fizaye kahti hai pyaar karle.
Dil kahta hai shadi karle.
Ghar wale kahte hai are bewakoof pahle apni padhai to kar le.

Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho

Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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