Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as

“MY LIFE”

Aftr 1yr:”MY WIFE”

5yrs:”HOME”

10Yrs:”HITLER”

25Yrs: “WRONG NUMBER”!

Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

madras ka nam chenai kaise hua

madrasi log lunghi pehente hai aur lunghi me chain nahi hoti

chain nahi

To see without being near To feel without touch To hear without words Is called Schizophrenia, a mental disorder…. Many people think its love!

Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Acp says daya pata karo akhir munni ko badnaam kisne kiya.

Aaj jake uparwale ki sararat samajh me aayi
aaj jake hume apki jarurat samajh me aayi
apka aana toh ek bahana tha
akhir ravan k baad apko hi aana tha.

How Newton Died ?

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He died After seen South Indian Movies..

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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made…

A famours Writer said ” Love is like a long sweet dream” and “Mariage is an alarm clock”. so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up.”Happy Unmarried Life”.

Heard bout the device that converts thoughts into speech??

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Its called alcohol…!!;-)

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi…!!!

Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth