Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi,
ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha,
chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay,
keedi hawa se udd gayi.
Keeda bola, “Mitran di chatri to udd gayi,
ambran te laundi hain udariyan.”

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke.. loan pass nahi hua…

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above…
So always Brush ur Teeth