1.Saa
2.Re
3.Gaa
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye
3 our 6 fir se dohraye
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1.Saa
2.Re
3.Gaa
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye
3 our 6 fir se dohraye
Log aapne kapdo ke style p kitna paisa barbad karta hain,
jabki zindgi k sabse hasin lamhe bina kapdo k guzar jate hain
Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner’s execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
“Dude! I wanna update my facebook status”
2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal me admit tha,
1st cockroach (sympathy k sath) bola
“kya baygon se?”
2nd : “nehi re, paragon se..”
Sonu : kyu be, kaha ja raha hain?
Monu : yaar ‘karkhane’ ja raha hu..
Sonu : abe saale ullu banata hain..
itni badi Car tu kaise Khayega?
Height of “Ohh Shit” like situation..
A guy takes a blade n write his girlfriend’s name
on his forearm and?
makes a spelling mistake…
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
Women are like computers.
As soon as u commit 2 one, u realize that,
if u had waited a little longer
u could have had a better model..
beta-5 rupey de do
papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is 1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Tchr : passive me badlo,
“Bache jab sunsan jaga par jate hain to hadso ko janam dete hain”
Stdnt : “sunsan jaga par huye haadso se bacho ka janam hota hain”
Y boys n girls dnt understand each othr?
God : coz i gave good brains 2 boys n good heart to girls,
bt boys use their heart n girls their brains..!!