beta-5 rupey de do
papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe

A newly married girl name Ruby got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents –
Ruby First Class in Bed!

“Interesting Confusions”

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/________

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kar
Chhod Dete Hain ! :p

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally…..

Thats why boys go to college