A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work

Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?

What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof

In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl every where
Yu Know who was dat boy?

Stupid Itz Life boy Soap

Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster..

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.